I’ve gotta feeling
Like last night wasn’t such a good night
Because my head really doesn’t feel right
And god dammit the sun is too too bright
My leg is bleeding
And my clothes smell like they might ignite
And I guess at some point I stole a kite
And my girlfriend and I had a huge huge fight.

My brains on fire.
Drank way too much.
Swallow an Advil then throw it up.
Can’t find my cell phone oh there it is.
It’s in the toaster 12 messages?

I know you’ve ignored my call because you made out with Karen. Don’t lie, Rachel saw.
I hate you. Don’t call me you sad sack of shit.
By the way to get even I showed Mike my tits.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
So that was bad; I messed up.
But Karen Patrick? Damn that girl is — HOT!
This must be her; well done monsieur.
Oh Karen Blatt? I’m going to throw up again!

Like today is going to be a long day.
God I wished McD’s had a buffet
And I increasingly think I broke my leg
Because I can’t feel it
And I barely remember a slight break.

Holy crap it’s my mom what do I say because I can’t let her take my car far away.

Last night was fun (drank)
I studied hard (don’t be a bitch)
I wrote an essay (published)
About the bar (Shakespeare’s gay)
I went to bed early (Beer run)
I’m eating right (this food is so good)
Another call mom; I love you too.
Hey pumpkin bear (sup)
I messed up. I drank tequila. (What the hell)
It fucked me — up
I love you Gina (Karen Blatt?)
I made mistakes
Wait I did what?
Now I remember again.

I caught Mike, threw a punch,
Thought that he dropped. (dropped dropped dropped dropped)
He got up grabbed a bat too drunk to block. (block block block block)
Hit my leg really hard blacked out from shock. (shock shock shock shock)
Woke up here now I know so let’s start from the top. (top top top top)

I gotta feeling
That last night was a friggin’ great night
And I got in a really sweet fight
And above all I now own an awesome kite.